21 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

These are some rules or principles that could help you have a successful and joyful marriage.

1- Thou shall eat her food whether u are querelling or not, for skipping her food will prolong the querels

2- Thou shall not return Home Late all the times & Notification is important if you will stay late

3-Thou shall satisfy your spouse Sexually at least 90% weekly, if you are sick Sexually, pls consult a good doctor before your marital bliss voltage drops ,Sex is like Maggi in the soup

4- Thou Brush your teeth/mouth & wash your Jerusalem very well before going to bed, because u don't know whether the upcoming match will be friendly match or Olympic games, be prepared in every area

5- Thou shall always not only open the book of Jerimahia every day but be ready to also open the book of Shawamma, ice cream, grilled pepper Chicken, shoprite adventure, supermarket, Suyya, AY show / Comedy etc.........

6- Thou shall not complain about tasteless soup oooh...Manage it like that very day & complain later with Love & not with Anger not all women are chefs oooh ..

7- Thou shall Pay attention to your Inlaws & Outlaws predicaments, try & resolve the ones u can, I don't care attitude will kill your marriage if u keep deaf ears to their cries or demands.

8- Thou shall not talk when your husband is talking, respect his views in Public but correct them in the bedroom with love & not Anger,....don't be too forward, let him defend himself as a man .

9- Thou shall not pronounce the word "Divorce" in your marriage no matter the circumstances,... Always seek means of solutions....Because Devil works with the word "DIVORCE"

10- NEVER u stay idle in your Marriage, less your spouse redefines u as a liability with attitudinal approaches , Lenkefire believes in Financial Independence & Mutual financial cooperation..... So wake up....( Join account is only good with a hustler & not with a lazy spouse)

11- Never u in your life as a man Depends on any woman's or wife's money, even when u borrow her money, pay back on time, let them contribute to the family if they want to & not COMPULSORY...remove your eyes from your wife money, woman money have eyes.....I have told u.... Your wife is not your bank

12- Never u in your life use your spouse predicament to mock or insult her or him, every marriage has its own lapsis no matter how beautiful or presentable they may appear in public ( the rich also cry)..

13- A good wife doesn't challenge people in the presence of her husband, Your husband is your spokesman at that time...be wise, control your Choleric temperamental venom I quote less people misinterpret your personality

14- A good husband doesn't challenge his wife in public, wise ones do it in the bedroom, the foolish ones do it anywhere

15- For your marriage to be strong & glorious, the spouses should work with each other Advices & Devices

16- Thou shall not dress like grandma because you have given birth to 5 children,Dress smart & sharp all the times, every man is an average psychologist, they want u to remain younger even after 35 years....Refuse to be old / repackage...wella

17- Thou shall never ask for change ( balance) whener u give your wife money to purchase beverages or whatever, women too like change....stop asking for change b4 she changes u ooh in her mind...be a liberal husband....Stop acting like an accountant in the kitchen.

18- Thou shall always give your wife extra money even when she didn't expect it.....Don't always give her the exact money to purchase anything.....women too like extra money....oooh

19- Thou shall not give her overload jobs, she is not your laundrer, she is your wife.....if u want her to remain younger & have strength for Jerusalem trip at night....pls reduce overload Assignment( washing machine is not cost, employ workers to help her if u are buoyant)....Don't her with difficult tasks)

20- Thou shall update your dressing code & be current in every aspect of metropolitan lifestyle, Don't be wearing shoes of 1932 with coat of 1999.......your package spices your marriage.....Don't be 40 & look like 60 years

21- Thou shall not be too religious in your marriage especially in your bedroom......there is time for everything, Stop quoting bible in your bedroom, if you are not well, declare Health emergency to treat yourself Jarre!!!.....women are not confused oooh , they know the difference between Speaking in tongues in church & speaking in love Estasy ( cloud 9).....So don't use your Religiosity to kill their Sexual Drive by frustrating your marriage .